Jeff Chausse

Digital Strategy + Design

Before Child/After Child

Before Child:

  • Read about a cool netbook on Twitter
  • Visit website to check it out
  • Get on with life

After Child:

  • Read about a cool netbook on Twitter
  • Visit website to check it out
  • Have child see cross promotion for “Monsters Vs. Aliens”
  • Visit movie trailer website
  • Watch movie trailers
  • Download “coloring pages” of monsters and print out
  • Clear paper jam
  • Clear another paper jam
  • Clear another paper jam
  • Curse printer under breath
  • Clean print rollers
  • Clear another paper jam
  • Clear another paper jam
  • Curse printer under breath again
  • Reboot printer
  • Restart printing
  • Retrieve printouts
  • Try to convince child to color with crayons instead of bingo-marker-type-things
  • Fail
  • Hang bingo-marker-type-thing-colored picture on wall
  • Have child say: “I like you a lot, Daddy” and hug you
  • Never actually look at netbook.